OH GOD NO I NEED THIS FOR MY NEW AESTHETIC CALLED FORMAL QUITWAVE
Formal Quitwave, if you’re wondering, is where I pair formalwear tops with basketball shorts or cartoon branded pajama pants and Nike Dunks. It’s a physical manifistation of having given up on being taken seriously.
Like I want/need to get a haircut real bad, but I’m also trying to get that high top fade going so I can be Dwayne Wayne for Halloween. Also I’m broke so I’m not really living the “going to an actual barber” life.