Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

So this gif set is great, but I keep seeing it without the actual punchline to the piece, which is that he gets pulled over by some cops in space.

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Awesome just realized that I’ve had a typo in my cover letter for 5ever (meets instead of meetings) and if that’s been fucking me up I swear…

Staggering into autumn like split-lipped boxers,

we call ourselves triumphant –

arms raised high,

shoes soggy in the gutter after

street-sweeping season.

We begin to pray,

begin to say grace at meals with friends –

heartfelt devotions to the goddess of harvest,

to whatever great spirit can keep us

warm and safe as the sun retreats.

We owe Her our dreams.
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That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.




That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

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i take you to the candy shop

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So I did a little deep breathing exercise, had some orange juice, and powered the rest of the way through that New Yorker piece on authenticity in hip-hop. And of course it was terrible and built on some false (or incomplete) premises and feels really divorced from anything that I think of as reality. But by far the most insane horrible thing is the whole article is this aside:

In the near future, black rappers might even be a minority.



What’s hip-hop’s definition of authenticity? As artists of all backgrounds continue to claim they’re “the realest,” Andrew Marantz notes that “realness in hip-hop has a slippery definition, related to the everyday sense of the word but not synonymous with it.”

Photograph of Iggy Azalea by Andy Kropa/Invision/AP

I really tried to read this so that I could shit all over it with some knowledge of what it is that I’m shitting on.

I got to paragraph 2 and felt an aneurysm coming on.




sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like


to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

… is that a dick logo on the computer there …? 


Danny DeVito in the Gears of War universe.


Danny DeVito in the Gears of War universe.

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when things are going good I love to fuck it up somehow

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Tonight has been great! I worked a little on my 4 year plan (fully 20% of my current life goals right now involve owning a dog) and finally watched Odd Thomas (not great) and The Serpent and the Rainbow (actually really great) and Re-Animator (I’m pissed at myself that I’m only now seeing this one because it’s everything I want in a horror movie) and I’m only a little bit panicked about life stuff.

I need to hedge what I said about Re-Animator because I hadn’t finished it yet and  I’m 100% not okay with zombie rapists.